| I have met some weirdo ppl lately.
DDa: u should sign offf before u sleeeeeeeeeeep why do u leave it on? to feeel cool? so u can get spammmed? by people? who are crajee and stlil up at this time? like me? puhahaha ur mistake. everytime people do that i spamm them like crajeeeeeeeeee spam spam spam spam spam omgosh im so hungry i want spam ahhhhhhhhhh! asidhiaosdoa hahaha. i moved to the kitchen cuz my rooommate is sleeeping and im vchatting and im so tempted cuz im in the kitchen fml sigh okay. the person im vchatting with thinks im crajeee cuz he hears typing hahaha crazy typing so gniteeeeeeeeeeeeeeee next time sign offffffff puhahahahaha spam spam spam byeeeeeeeee
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| So i've been having a rough week or two. Recently I've been taking comfort in a site called http://www.fmylife.com/. I'm either identifying with the person's misery and having a "i feel u dawg" moment or i'm laughing hysterically at their misfortune. There are some really funny entries.
I'm writing about cause today someone posted this:
Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML
This cracked me up for 2 reasons.
#1 Since i've been adding all these HS friends this is totally worth mentioning. For 10th grade science in C-TEC we had Mr. Glasgow teaching. Glasgow was missing his 3rd and 4th digits on one hand. Well, he was missing most of it at least. Most of us didn't like Glasgow. I won't say who came up with the nickname but we used to refer to him as a ninja turtle cause... well ninja turtles only had 2 digits and a thumb.
#2 Once I first started at my current company I was sent to Vegas for a trade show. I set up the booth, schmoozed, and gambled a bit. Standard Vegas biz trip. I had a coworker from the Vegas office with me and she was pretty cool. Really loved college sports and stuff. At one point though, she was showing me something on a sheet of paper and I noticed that the hand she was holding the paper with looked a little strange. She was missing part of her thumb. Apparently the coworkers in my department knew about this and never informed me.
For the rest of the trip all I could do was look at that damn thumb. She was pretty for her age, total upper class white grrl (which is pretty dang hot to me cause u know i'm asian and i could never get one... except for my cousin in AZ. He's the man. He married this hot white grrl. Peter Hyung is my hero. Anyways...) and the whole time in my mind I just had these thoughts racing:
How could she have lost her thumb? Hitchhiking in cold weather and then frostbite? No that's ridiculous. She wouldn't hitchhike. Maybe she had a pet and it bit it off? No shes a dog lover. Could it have been a cooking accident? No this grrl hasn't cooked a meal in her life. Cigar cutter? Naw she doesn't smoke.
For the rest of the trip all that went through my head was this question how do you lose part of your thumb??? I mean seriously ppl can i get some kind of a warning here! GEEZ. How can I NOT look at it!?!
Later on, the relationship soured between her and my department and she eventually left the company (to our relief). But during that time whenever her name was mentioned my coworkers would give me a thumbs up sign. But they would bend their thumbs in a manner where it would like a stub. |
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| jykong: i'm going to get my groove on
on vday
bow chica bow bowowoowow
me: u were supposed to find me a hot rich xian gf
jykong: :)
me: omg
sick
SICK
jykong: hehe
me: i just threw up in my mouth!
hah hah hah
jykong: i just have to remember to shave my legs
and brush my teeth
then i'll seduce david
for sure
me: u know
i'm told u're a smart grrl
but u keep doing dumb things
jykong: you have to admit it's entertaining
i speak the truth
i aM smrat MOM!
me: well of course its entertaining
jykong: i goe two Skoul and i lurnInG
me: its entertaining to the whole internet
jykong: -____- you wouldn't
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| I've been shedding like a dog. I forgot how much hair i actually have. I think ppl think it looks thing because i gel it down but when left untreated its poofs like crazy. Lack of hair is not a genetic problem in my family. At least I dont think it is....
I noticed a white hair sticking out so I got some tweezers and plucked it. Unfortunately I've been going gray since like 6th grade. I spend a good 20 minutes trying to get others and just gave up after a while. I think it's only semi noticeable depending on how i style the hair.
So I guess i should invest in a brush or comb or something.
It's funny how hair can create such a stir.
I've been having trouble sleeping lately. I've had some things on my mind. The funny thing is that I can't seem to follow my own advice. Over the past few years I've apparently become some kind of fountain of wisdom for some ppl here at kcpc and I find myself telling them the same thing over and over again, "Do what makes you happy."
Apparently I need to learn to listen and act on my own words.
I had ici tonight. I chose a pretty tart flavor: Kiwi Sorbet. I was not a fan. But the cone was really good and I bought a bag of them. I guess ice cream just doesnt do it for me. There is an exception. I really like Fentons toasted almond and certain sorbets. Just not kiwi.... blah
I got pwn3d by the CHP on the way back from Tahoe. To cut a long story short I was "caught" going 82. After some thought I think i'm just going to pay the stupid fine take traffic skool and cry about it like a man. After an even trip in tahoe I lose to CHP. sigh.
A former SG guy had a baby recently. She's so freaking adorable. It got me wondering if i should make more of an effort to actually trick a grrl into liking me and starting a family. Congrats B and J Kim.
Last week I broke a string during the first song in Sunday worship. This week was a bit rough too. Despite minor mishaps I love hearing ppl sing. Its one of the most beautiful things I've experienced and today was no different. Soli Deo Gloria indeed.
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